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Some of the artists of the '60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging Baby-Boomers. They include:
Herman's Hermits---Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr---I Get By With a Little Help from Depends.
The Bee Gees---How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?
Bobby Darin---Splish Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack---The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash---I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.
The Commodores---Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye---Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer---You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations---Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando---Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry if I Want To.
Willie Nelson---On the Commode Again.
2 comments:
LOL - comical!!! Love it. Thanks for the chuckle Mike.
My momma used to say "Gettin' old ain't for sissies." She'd have passed this email along, though.
It's sort of funny getting older; we don't like it, but there's not a damn thing we can do about it. Might as well accept it and keep a good attitude.
Never been scared of death, only of dying.
A couple years ago I was visiting with some friends when a young neighbor came over and was talking some trash about old folks. I was the eldest one there, so I took some offense.
I told the young whippersnapper:
"You'll be lucky...with that mouth... to live this long."
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