Navel Contemplation

You Are Puzzled Over

You are quirky, complicated, and brilliant. You tend to feel a bit misunderstood by everyone, and that troubles you. It's likely that you will have four or more children... whether you use birth control or not! You are easily effected by the world around you. You are emotional and even a bit moody. You are a bit lazy. You sometimes don't shower or brush your teeth all day. You are quite conservative. You are neither a flirter or a flaunter.

What Does Your Belly Button Say About You?

abstinent

From the Word of the Day:

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abstinent \AB-stuh-nuhnt\, adjective:
abstaining, especially from self-indulgence

I thought I was this, thought I knew the definition because I always think of s-e-x when I see this word. Then again, I think of that fairly often, especially since I've been abstinent.

I'm fairly self-indulgent, though. Completely, actually.

Meat in Your Mailbox

Get a free sample of beef jerky by going to LavernandLarry.com and then clicking on their contact page and asking for a taste of their product. (you'll have to leave your mailing address, of course)

Tell 'em PETA sent you. (j/k)

Free Wondertime Magazine

Get a free two-year subscription of the child development magazine Wondertime (a Disney product, visit their website) by filling out a deodorant survey at RewardsGold.com

(the site requires some info from you and feel free to use my address for the "tell a friend" portion. If I don't like what they send me via email, I'll relegate 'em to the spam folder, easy enough to do)

100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs

According to VH1. (view their other "top" lists)

Me, I can't accept any greatest rock song list that doesn't have "It's a Long Way to the Top" by AC/DC. I'm serious.

You CAN watch 70 of the vids, though, beginning with "Back in Black".

Amazon Selections

I was just at Amazon, thinking I might replace the old set of headphones I use on this computer. I plugged in "headphones" into the search box and these results came up:



That second entry, the "earbud" type, sure looks to me like they'd hurt like heck when you stuck 'em in your ear.