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55kg of Love

Hi dear friend =)

I really love having a good time and I'm looking to find someone to do the same with me. I do belive we all are destined to find the perfect match why not try it this way. " I am a great friend so in turn I have amazing friends. I love to laugh and have a good time.

I want to tell you something about myself in this letter. My name is Marina. My height is 173 cm and me weight is 55kg. My eyes are blue. I have blonde hair. Two lives that meld together as one in a wonderful, shining example of true love for and appreciation of each other...a soulmate, a kindred spirit who knows what they are waiting for in life...

Is the beating of your heart lacking the echo of the one who makes it resonate thru your soul and skip a beat when it is held next to the heart of the other who feels the exact same way? If so, you know what to do!

Please reply on my personal e-mail: tremania@yahoo.com

I finish my letter here now. I will wait your answer, do not forget!

With the best regards Marina.



Dear Marina,

Thanks for your recent mail.

Before we get too involved, I'd like to know why you sent me TWO photos, one titled "Marina" and the other "Marinka"? Is that your sin twister twin sister? If it's a two-for-one deal, count me in!

On second thought, I'm not sure I'd like my heart held close to another. That would mean I was dead and it would be a bloody mess, wouldn't you say?

BTW, you call that "blond" hair?

Regards,
Mike

P.S. Next time when you send an email, please misspell some more words or fracture your English a bit more...you make it awfully hard for me to poke fun at you. I was going to write you a poem, but I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with "centimeter".

Nothing I could post on this blog, anyway.

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Oh, Olga on the Volga!

Man, these Russian chicks are HOT for me!

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Hello
My name is: Olga I from Russia city: Permit washing a photo To me 27 years and I very much would like to find second half for very serious relations To me have told that on the Internet is possible will get acquainted with the good person for an opportunity creation of family.

At me a lot of familiar which have got acquainted on the Internet with men have left abroad because loved each other I very much would like to create family. I not when was not married and I have no children.

But me of it therefore very much would be wanted try to find the man of the dream I very much would wish to be friends of you and if it is pleasant to you washing a photo write to me I shall necessarily answer you and to this I shall be very glad.

I very much to wait the letter from you

At us very much a big difference in time but I shall try to speak with you as it is possible is more often


Please write to me on my personal e-mail: otaliya@rambler.ru


It is a lot of kisssss
Yours Olga



Dear Olga,

Thanks for your mail. I have a few questions before we get married, though.

I'm glad you want me for the second half, but what happened to the first half? If I want someone who only shows up for a half, I'll stick to the Cowboys, thanks all the same.

You say you want the "man of the dream". Don't you think you should dream about someone more than once to take such a serious step as marriage?

What was that about men who have left abroad? I left a broad once; met her in a bar, but all she wanted me to do was buy her drinks.

For reply waiting, I am. (damn, now you got me talkin' like Yoda)

Love and kisssss to you too, even some hugggs.

Mike

P.S. Don't worry about washing the pictures; the dirtier they are, the better I like 'em.