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February 18, 2009

The Stimulus Explained

From the (recent) email archives:



Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, knowing there were many monkeys, went to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

He then announced that he would buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the villagers' efforts and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would buy on his behalf.

The man's assistant told the villagers, "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my boss has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when my boss returns, you can sell them to him for $50."

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys for 700 billion dollars.

They never saw the man or his assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys.

Now you have a better understanding of how the "stimulus package" works.

Jenny (867-5309) - Tommy Tutone

EDIT: Had to "bump" this up after reading the following article

Now you can have Jenny's number

WEEHAWKEN, N.J. - After five years fielding thousands of calls to one of rock 'n' roll's most celebrated phone numbers, disc jockey Spencer Potter is hanging up on Jenny.

Her seven digits are familiar to anyone who paid attention to pop music in the early 1980s: 867-5309, immortalized by the band Tommy Tutone.

Potter and his roommates requested the number on a lark for their home phone in northern New Jersey. They got it, along with about 30 to 40 calls a day.

The 28-year-old Potter says he's selling his business, A Blast Entertainment, and moving to New York. The business and the phone number are for sale on eBay, where the high bid was about $1,000 by Sunday morning.



I knew I had posted the video, but after finding the audio track had been disabled, had to go find another version.

(I think the music business is shooting itself in the foot with this stuff; after viewing the video last May when I originally posted it, I bought the mp3 from Amazon)


February 17, 2009

Free Album From The Damnwells

Download from Paste Magazine

Requires registration, so it might be a good idea to use a "throwaway" addy.

Back in the USSR - Paul McCartney

Red Square, Moscow 2003



Note: This tune was referenced in my last Russian spammer/scammer post "They Leave the West Behind"

February 16, 2009

Do White Flags Wave?

Underwater?

British, French nuclear subs crash in Atlantic

No news about the French surrender immediately afterward.

They Leave the West Behind!

I just can't seem to shake these Russian women. (although I've been told I have Russian hands, as well as Roman fingers)



Good afternoon!

My name is Elmara. I am alone woman. I am 30 years. I live in Russia.

I search for the serious man for love and a family. I wish to find clever skilled man who can present to me love. My life is boring and senseless now. And I hope, that you can fill my life with love.

I search the husband a long time. But all russian men, whom I met, men are thoughtless and false who want only sex from me. But I am not a toy and I do not wish to play. I want serious relations and family. I got tired to be alone.

I send you my photo. And if you search for serious relations, as I, if you like my photo, I will wait your letter.

Please reply only to my personal e-mail: dearblondwoman@gmail.com

Yours faithfully,
Elmara.


Dear Elmara,

I'm sorry but I can't help you. You see, you want a "clever, serious and skilled man" and I fail on all counts. Also, I am afraid that I am just like the Russian men you have encountered, i.e. "thoughtless, false and only want sex".

We DO have something in common though: both of our lives are "boring and senseless".

Dos vedanya Tovarisch!

Mike

P.S. If you're tired of men thinking of you as a toy, you might consider getting a toy, if you catch my drift.
You'll still be alone, though.