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I have a carnival funhouse mirror; it doesn't take any weight off of me, but it makes me look goofier than I already am. My non-existent self-esteem can handle it.

I did this to a photo of me, but I don't think it made the pic any lighter.

Dog vs Mirror

Too Bad

I can't find a girlfriend with this sign:

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You Are YIELD

When you're confronted with a problem, you slow down and assess exactly what is going on. You don't want to act too quickly, but you will act when you know the coast is clear. You believe that going too fast and going too slow can be equally damaging. You aim to end up somewhere in the middle between recklessness and stagnation.

What Street Sign Are You?

The Perfect Pancake

Want to know how to make the perfect pancake?

It's easy! (if you're a rocket scientist)

Here's the formula:

100 - [10L - 7F + C(k - C) + T(m - T)]/(S - E)

And the closer you get to a 100 - the better the pancake.

According to the article Formula for perfect pancake unveiled by scientists the complex formula L represents the number of lumps in the batter and C equals its consistency.

The letter F stands for the flipping score, k is the ideal consistency and T is the temperature of the pan.

Ideal temp of pan is represented by m, S is the length of time the batter stands before cooking and E is the length of time the cooked pancake sits before being eaten.

Uncle Jay Explains 3/2

Curious Cast Away Crowd

Noticed that Cast Away was on the tube Saturday afternoon; as soon as the show started, this blog started getting hits left and right from Google and other searches.

Here's but a small sampling of the visitors:






I believe there were close to a hundred hits within a ten minute period. That's a pretty significant amount of visitors for this insignificant blog.