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March 10, 2009

Go Ask A.L.I.C.E.



Talk with A. L. I. C. E.
The Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity

I have better conversations with my cat, but Alice is good for a laugh, especially when she wants to talk about her dress and I want her to take it off.

She's such a tease.

March 9, 2009

incisive

From the Word of the Day



incisive \in-SAHY-siv\, adjective:
1. penetrating; cutting; biting; trenchant
2. remarkably clear and direct; sharp; keen; acute
3. adapted for cutting or piercing
4. of or pertaining to the incisors


This blog doesn't fit any of those definitions; it's not on the cutting edge, it's certainly not clear and it's pretty much toothless.

A Fortune for Slobs

No Wonder

Women get soured on me so quickly.

And to think that I thought them puckering up was because they wanted a kiss.

Better grapefruit than prune, I guess.




You Are Grapefruit Juice



You are a trustworthy, serious, and mature person.

And while you are conscientious, you're also very cheerful.

You don't mind responsibilities, and you enjoy doing what has to be done.

You may not have discovered the meaning of life, but you've figured out how to be happy.

Uncle Jay Explains (3/9)

The Slip - Nine Inch Nails



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