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March 11, 2009

Hope

Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.
- Anonymous



That anonymous guy sure has a lotta quotes, doesn't he?

ululate

From the Word of the Day feed



ululate \UL-yuh-layt; YOOL-\, intransitive verb:
To howl, as a dog or a wolf; to wail; as, ululating jackals.




I think even the blue dog dems are having buyer's remorse over their vote; I've seen a lot of 'em ululating on various message boards and forums.

The Stars Get the Moon

fortune screenshot

I understand this is supposed to be some profound statement, something to the effect that the moon affects all of us here on God's Green Earth, that it's a symbol of romance or the like, but the first thing I thought of was how it applies to Hollywood.

In that context, it's certainly true. Here's to you, Hollywood, you bunch of leftist, America-hating, self-righteous azzwipes. (Penn, Sarandon, Baldwin, et al, ad nauseam)

Orange You Glad?

I put these silly quizzes in?




You Are an Orange



You have a zest for life, especially for anything colorful, wild, or dramatic.

You have a unique take on the world, and you're not afraid to be a little funky.

You are a bit reserved toward people who don't know you well.

You have a thick skin, which can protect you from anything that goes wrong in your life.

Once someone does get to know you, they totally get and appreciate you.

Your friends see you as a bright person with a refreshing take on life.

Trying Their Best

To bypass the spam filters:



I can think of several jokes about the subject line and how it's spelled, but none are appropriate for this semi-G-rated blog.

Green Thumb Fortune



And next week my fortune will say "Your plant is about to die".