The Stars Get the Moon

I understand this is supposed to be some profound statement, something to the effect that the moon affects all of us here on God's Green Earth, that it's a symbol of romance or the like, but the first thing I thought of was how it applies to Hollywood.

In that context, it's certainly true. Here's to you, Hollywood, you bunch of leftist, America-hating, self-righteous azzwipes. (Penn, Sarandon, Baldwin, et al, ad nauseam)