Funny False Fortune For a Fool

This isn't true; I'm not interested in public service, nor would I would make an outstanding statesman.

OTOH, I'd make a better president than the one we have now...or the last several, for that matter.

I'm still not sayin' I'd make an outstanding statesman, I'm just sayin'.

Andy Thomas

Please visit AndyThomas.com to see some fantastic paintings; he specializes in western art, but also has political and civil war art as well.

I'm particularly enamored of his two paintings of past presidents playing poker, both with convention bunting in the background: the True Blues with Democrat presidents such as JFK, FDR, LBJ and even Clinton. His Grand Old Gang painting features Republican presidents Reagan, Bush I and II, Lincoln and even Nixon.

I had seen the Grand Old Gang painting in a forum with the caption "And I told Obama: 'Sir, I know Abe Lincoln and you are no Abe Lincoln!"

The artist was on the Lars Larson radio show tonight and Mr. Larson commented that the original Grand Old Gang painting has been sold, but he noticed the True Blues had not. Mr. Thomas glibly replied that Democrats "normally don't spend money."

tetchy

From the Word of the Day

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tetchy \TECH-ee\, adjective:
Peevish; testy; irritable.

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I'm this way most of the time these days. So are many other Americans, except for most of those who voted for this President ... but they get that way when we criticize "THE ONE".

Emma? Sona? Sybil?

Hello. Please do not be surprised this message is not spam mailing.

You probably will be very surprised that I write you a letter. But yesterday, I was surprised, too, when my e-mail address, came a letter, which said about love, about the feelings among people. The main motto of this letter was the phrase «Looking for love and you will be happy». I liked the letter.

In the list of e-mail address, I saw your e-mail and decided to write to you. Perhaps you are looking for love? Maybe this letter - the fate? I do not know how the man who sent me the letter, hear my personal e-mail. But I think it is not important. The most important thing is that now I can write you a letter.

You know, I want you to learn more. But first, I want to tell a little about me. My name is Sona. I'm from Armenia. I am 27 years old. I have never been married and have no children. I am pretty, quiet, kind and sociable girl. I would be interested to talk with you and know you closer. I compose their communication with the primary objective - creating serious relationships. Relations without deception, without any games. I want to find this man who can love and respect me. I hope that you just want to find their love?

I believe in romantic relationships, appearance and age is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that people know how to love and respect on this! I have different hobbies and interests, among them -sports, cooking, reading, music. Of particular interest to me a matter of housekeeping, cleaning the house. I like to experiment in the kitchen. I love animals. I am leading a healthy lifestyle. I do not smoke nor drink alcohol.

My new friend, can you tell me about you? I want you to learn more. The following letters, I will tell you about me, in more detail.

Please reply only to my personal e-mail: emma6mura@gmail.com

Of course, I will send you a lot of my photos, of whom you know my life. In my photo showing all the moments of my life - joy, muse, and even in some sad moments. I eagerly await your response will be. I really want you to learn more. Please do not forget about me.

Your new friend,
Emma.



Dear Emma...or Sona,

I never sent you an email, but I appreciate yours because it allows me to post the email addy and the one from which it was sent.

Funny thing about these mails; they're nearly all the same. All of you women are around 27 years old and are pretty (and some of you flatter yourselves) and love to do housework.

If you saw my house you'd change your tune, lemme tell ya.

Now, if your daddy owns a liquor store, you'll get my interest.

I try to poke fun at these mails, but they're so identical I'm having problems finding new things to ridicule. Actually, I post them as an excuse to put the email addresses on the 'net in hope the spambots will nab 'em and deluge your inbox just as they do mine.

"You want me to learn more."??? Sorry dear heart, ya can't teach an old dog new tricks and this particular old dog is wise to yours.

Always,
Mike

P.S. The "Sybil" reference might've gone over your head, sorry.

Here's your pimp's address: a-hansen@acecomnet.com

OTOH, if you can dance like THIS, then I might be interested:

Water You?

You Are an Ocean

You are impressive and fascinating. People are drawn to your glory. You are a profound and passionate person. You are boundless in your power. You have a philosophical and poetic soul. You take a lot of time to reflect. You are mysterious and captivating. You are too deep for anyone to figure out.

What Body of Water Are You?

I think I'm more like a mud puddle.

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