(said with fingers crossed behind back)
April 7, 2009
Will Rogers Never Met Me
A fool and his money are soon elected.
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Wiki on Will Rogers
Buzz Off Eva
Hi! My name is Eva.
I am a girl from Russia and want to find friend in USA. If you are interested in our acquaintence, please, write me on my e-mail address: preety1girla@googlemail.com I will tell you more about me and my life. I think you won’t be dissapointed because I am very cheerful and try to enjoy the life. I also like to get new friends and share my thought and ideas with them. I have many friends here in Russia. But I don’t have any friend abroad yet. I think it is just the time to get new experience. I hope you won’t deny such a sweet lady to become her friend. Sweet and warm kiss from Russia. I am looking forward to hearing from you soon. Eva
Dear Eva,
I'm sorry, but I don't like these letters without photos. I won't even make fun of yours and am only publishing it as so to make your email address available for the spambots.
Regards,
Mike
P.S. Here's the email it really came from: upsappy@maildropdirect.com
UPDATE: Got another letter from Eva, but this one is from a different spammer.
(surprise, surprise!)
igsatiric@domainsatretail.com
Two more identical ones while I slept
nlmainland@enexes.com
cscyanamid@lanset.com
Mint For Me
You Are Mint |
 You are a honest person with a strong personality. Your frank point of view is refreshing. You've been quite lucky in your life, though you have made more of your own luck than you realize. You are engaging and disarming. You definitely have the "gift of gab!" You live an edgy, dynamic life. Sometimes you get a little burned, but you always bounce back. |
You Were
April 6, 2009
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