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April 21, 2009

I Don't Mind Fortunes Like These

Even when they're so wrong.



Heck, I have trouble unlocking my door.

Hoorah for RAH !

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
- Robert A. Heinlein

How Long Could You Survive?

Trapped inside your freezer?

How long could you survive trapped inside your kitchen freezer?

Created by Recipe Star



I had to answer I wouldn't eat any food in there.

That's because there's not any food in there.

Strange Question #2

A young man entered a bar and asked for a glass of water. The person behind the bar produced a gun and pointed it at the man. He replied, "Thank you," and walked off.

Why?



The answer will be in the comments section, so no peeking until you're ready to verify your answer or give up!

April 20, 2009

This Fortune's a Beaut

you see beauty where others do not

That might very well be true, but trust me....

It's not always a good thing.

Uncle Jay Explains (4-20)