Cats & Teenagers

Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.

You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.

Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.

Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.

coruscate

coruscate \KOR-uh-skayt\ , verb: 1. To give off or reflect bright beams or flashes of light; to sparkle. 2. To exhibit brilliant, sparkling technique or style.

"Coruscate" rhymes with "nauseate".

Leaf the Good Luck Behind

Hope it's a four-leaf clover and not poison ivy like it was last time.

Stoned & Blind

Your Observation Skills Get An F

You would be more observant if you were blind. Or totally stoned out of your mind :-)

How Observant Are You?

I'm not stoned OR blind.

Just nearsighted and stupid, I guess.

Rash(er) Results

Created by Recipe Star

These things are cute, but I don't set much store by the results.

I will eat bacon, but I bet it's not been a half dozen times over the last half dozen years and always when I eat breakfast out. I just don't eat a lot of pork. I buy turkey bacon, though.

EDIT: Dunno what happened to the graphic. It was working just yesterday.

Color Flip

Not as engrossing as bubble wrap, but fun for a minute or two.

Color Flip the Pages

If you don't like that, then try out the next best thing to real bubble wrap.

I pop bubble wrap at 9.70 bubbles per second! I popped 196 bubbles in 20.2 seconds at www.Virtual-Bubblewrap.com! Can you beat my score?