Crocodile Girl

Russian animal trainers raise their girl alongside two crocodiles.



More information at the LiveLeak site: click on vid to read.

EDIT: Y'know, the more I've looked at this vid, the more I am skeptical. I don't think either of the animals move and they both have the exact same posture, and look identical.

I'm thinkin' they're rubber. Even if they ARE real, it looks to me as though their mouths are shut with some sort of tape.

Strange Question #4

Luke had it before. Paul had it behind. Ladies have it at the beginning, but only once. Abraham Lincoln had it twice. Boys cannot have it at all. Doctor Lowell had it before and behind. He actually had it twice as bad behind as he had it in front. What is it?

Cats & Teenagers

Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.

You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.

Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.

Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.

coruscate

coruscate \KOR-uh-skayt\ , verb: 1. To give off or reflect bright beams or flashes of light; to sparkle. 2. To exhibit brilliant, sparkling technique or style.

"Coruscate" rhymes with "nauseate".

Leaf the Good Luck Behind

Hope it's a four-leaf clover and not poison ivy like it was last time.

Stoned & Blind

Your Observation Skills Get An F

You would be more observant if you were blind. Or totally stoned out of your mind :-)

How Observant Are You?

I'm not stoned OR blind.

Just nearsighted and stupid, I guess.