Hello! My name is Elvira. I want to get acquainted with you. I'm 27 years old. And I am lonely, and seeking long-term relations. I wish to find my second half which I have not met befor. May be you? I hope, that you will answer me and it will be the beginning of our relations. I send you a picture, that you dbltk who I'm. More about myself I with pleasure will write you, if you answer me. Ask, if you have questions. I will be waiting for your answer. I hope, that you will not keep me waiting for a long time.
Please reply only to my personal e-mail: marmuzetkalila@yahoo.de
"real" address: 0000uza@mattel.com
Dear Elvira,
You four-timing hussy. You've already hooked up with the Oak Ridge Boys! (which was 28 years ago, so you must have been a Russian mail-order fetus)
May 20, 2009
My Heart's On Fire
paradox
"paradox" is a burroughs style cut-up poetry collage which forms the picture of Abraham Lincoln Assassination at Ford Theater. The piece was made over the course of 3 years.
Read how it was created
May 19, 2009
May 18, 2009
That's Me!
Plain, white and unscented.
You Are Toilet Paper |
 You have a fearless spirit and an iron stomach. You aren't easily grossed out, and you enjoy breaking taboos. While you are wild, you are also helpful. You don't mind doing the dirty work. You are persistent and thorough. When you do something, you make sure and get the job done. |
When I was a driller on the rigs, I compared the job to going to the bathroom because after doing the dirty stuff, here came the paperwork.
It's a Gas
My mom used to buy Mad magazines for my sisters and I every other time she went to the grocery store. (Pop got paid every two weeks, and the magazine was a monthly. On the off bi-weekly trips, we got some other magazine, such as Cracked)
I stumbled across an mp3 version of this and thought I'd do a movie and post it; after I got done, I decided to find out when this came out (1963) and discovered the above version at YouTube.
The "record" came in a "Best of" magazine edition and was basically made out of cardboard, with the recording being done on cheap plastic glued to the paper. I'm not sure what happened to it...I expect I wore it out. I was around eight years old when we got it, so I thought it quite hilarious. (a boy who could burp on command in those days was thought to be extremely talented. I bet that hasn't changed much since then.)
The saxophone on the recording was played by the legendary King Curtis.
