100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds

disport

disport \dis-PORT\ , intransitive verb:
1. To amuse oneself in light or lively manner; to frolic.

transitive verb:
1. To divert or amuse.
2. To display.

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I disport with this blog, but have yet to frolic.

Air Vortex Cannon

Cats are Fine

Face in Hole

"Who do you want to be today?"

Another cool website for those of us who are Photoshop-challenged. Just like the photography places one can find at tourist traps, FaceinHole.com lets you put your face (or someone elses) onto someone else's body.

Pick a template from the many offered, upload the photo of your choice and using the controls, manipulate it to best fit.

I didn't want to post MY photo, so I chose our President's mug. This is one I made for a political forum I sometimes post in; it's in response to a thread that was condemning Obama for cutting NASA funding. (although I don't think that's happened yet and funding is controlled by Congress)



Here's another one that will be sure to gain me some favor the next time they accuse Obama of being a coward in regards to (pick one) Iraq, Iran, China, North Korea, Russia, etc.



Here's my favorite (so far): Ringo Hussein Starr



There's even a game you can create with an uploaded pic. (my conservative political forum should REALLY like that one) They also offer the code for embedding in websites. (although it's a bit too wide for my blog post column)

FaceinHole

paragon

paragon \PAIR-uh-gon; -guhn\ , noun:
A model of excellence or perfection; as, "a paragon of beauty"; a paragon of eloquence.

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I'm no paragon.

I'm as ugly as a pair of goons.