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June 15, 2009

Uncle Jay Explains (6-15)

US National Debt Clock

View various categories of US debt in real-time with this website.



(that's not even all the page; you'll need to scroll down to view all the categories of debt)

US National Debt Clock

June 14, 2009

Flag Day



The National Flag Day Foundation

Flag of the United States

How to Practice National Flag Etiquette

Sound Jay



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Computer Hell

From the email archives:


Bill Gates dies and goes to purgatory.

St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Because of that, I am going to let you decide where you want to go".

First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. After that, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds.

Bill chooses Hell.

About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.

Bill says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?"

St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."