What Must You Do?

From the archives:

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop off, on your left is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and another kangaroo.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

 

Go Fly a Kite!

That's what women tell me when I ask 'em out.

You Are Adventurous

Like a kite, you tend to go wherever the wind takes you. You live a carefree and spontaneous life. You are open to whatever comes your way, and you know that scares most people. You don't mind flying solo. While adventure can be scary, even for a free spirit like you, you prefer to think of the world as full of possibilities. You let go and trust that things will work out well. And if you crash and burn, at less you'll get a good story out of it.

The Kite Test

Dog Eat Dog - AC/DC

Apollo Theatre, Glasgow, April 1978

glib

glib [glib] adjective, glib·ber, glib·best.

1. readily fluent, often thoughtlessly, superficially, or insincerely so: a glib talker; glib answers.

2. easy or unconstrained, as actions or manners.

3. Archaic. agile; spry.

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I'd say glib describes just about every politician.

Well, maybe not George W. Bush...at least not the "fluent" bit.

No Use Crying

Over broken links

Deep in the Heart of Texas