May 21, 2008
Two Ways to Look at Everything
Another from the archives:
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My Word!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.
May 19, 2008
Poll Results
After I first put this in, I thought I'd probably have a zillion votes for "There's a best part?" but I was pleased to find that wasn't the case. (3 votes, and one was mine. Hey, I believe in being honest!)
I'm ending the poll a little early because I'd like to put in a semi-weekly (translated: "every now 'n then) one.
Thanks to all the folks who visit this pathetic excuse for a blog! Love to my friends, to hell with the rest of you!
obtrude
From the Word of the Day feed in the right-hand column:
obtrude \uhb-TROOD; ob-\, transitive verb:
1. To thrust out; to push out.
2. To force or impose (one's self, remarks, opinions, etc.) on others with undue insistence or without solicitation.
I would've guessed it was an ill-mannered gynocologist.
