A Tree Tunnel

One of but a few places left along Hwy 60 east of Miami where the tops of the trees touch each other from opposite sides of the road. It's not as nice as some, but here in the Panhandle where trees can sometimes be scarce -especially along highways- it's a lovely sight.

(The Texas Dept. of Transportation recently announced plans to cut down some of these trees in order to make the highway "safer". There was an uproar from the public and I *think* the project was put on hold, perhaps a compromise was reached. I need to find out.)

When I was a kid, we used to go camping every summer, and at some lake (I can't remember which one, think it was Fort Supply in Oklahoma) there was a long stretch of dirt road that was named "The Tree Tunnel" because the trees enveloped the road, creating a long, dark tunnel of green, with some beautiful rays of light where the sun pierced the canopy of leaves.

This photo was taken last year, and I plan on making another "Foliage Tour" of my own when the leaves start turning colors.

Nothin' But Naval

Another set of those odd coincidences I love.

First thing this morning, I navigate to Drudge to check the news. I read where the U.S. Navy is confronting the Russians in Georgia, but if sending an unarmed ship full of humanitarian aid is "confronting" with a naval force....

(Sometimes Drudge does a broadside with their headlines.)

I then go to my Excite entertainment page and bring up the TV listings for tonight and see where Navy is playing Ball State (ol' Ball U) on ESPN, six o'clock CST - if anyone's interested.

I don't think I will be and I can always turn the channel to TNT and watch "Titanic". Thanks to cable, there's oceans of viewing pleasure. Uh huh.

After checking what's on the tube, I go to Start Sampling to see if there's anything new and to look at the recipes and helpful hints. To add to the odd coincidences, I see that someone is complaining of "naval irritation".

It was a spelling error, they meant "navel"- their belly button- but it just made it that much more amusing.

Later, while searching for a particular file, I found several of my Battleship games. I always liked the one I "made" , but the Miniclip version is my particular favorite.

The day's still young; will there be any more "naval" things to come?

We shall sea.

EDIT: I posted this, then opened up my Yahoo Launchcast player, selected one of the oldies station and got...first song, mind you..."Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay". If it plays "Sea of Love" later....

Cowboys Schedule Widget

EDIT: After looking at the title of this post, I realized it was a bit ambiguous.

Maybe they SHOULD schedule a widget; better that than the Eagles.

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Noticed a hit on this post, then noticed the widget wasn't coming up. I'll have to go see if they've got a new one

http://www.statbeast.com/

A PH.d of Spam

Every day I get several messages from a "Dr. Suzanne Gudakunst" telling me I'm fat. The mails are always from her, but she must have a zillion email addys because no two are ever from the same address.

(here are the ones that came today: DrSuzanneGudakunst@ochrebeige.com and DrSuzanneGudakunst@fernbramble.com. I hope the spambots grab 'em and deluge "her" inboxes the way "she" has done mine. I doubt it's really the Dr. Sue per se, but from the obnoxious affiliate program she sponsors)

However, the body of the mail is always the same:

Hello Subscriber,

It's me Dr. Suzanne G. here , and I wanted to let you know a very scary fact that every single person MUST be aware of if they every want to lose their fat:

Did you know the average person has 6-10 undigested meals resting in their colon?

Also, Every Single Person Has Disgusting Plaque and Horrible Little 'CRITTERS' Living in Their Colon!

I'm Going to Show You How to Get Rid of All of It so You Can Shed 10 lbs, 25 lbs, 50 lbs even 100 lbs or more - and Keep It Off FOREVER!!

The mail goes and provides a link to see for myself, plus a link and mailing address in order to opt out of the mailings.

Yeah, right.

I'm wondering something...if I have 6-10 undigested meals resting in my colon, isn't she simply saying I'm fulla crap? Also, why couldn't someone swap those horrible little 'critters' for one...say, a tapeworm?

That'd be the perfect pet, I'd think. Goes where you go, eats what you eat.

I'm not the only one who is wondering about Dr. Sue.

Sorry, Dr. Sue...there's no difference between your spam and what's in my colon.

I'm beginning to miss the porn spam, most particularly the ones that urge me to increase the size of a certain body part.

Hear Who

From the website:

HearWho.com is an online web application that will work with your internet browser.

There is no software to download. you simply type or paste your text into the text area, then click "MAKE MP3 FILE". - "Thats all" - It saves time.

Automatically turn any text into speech so you can listen to it, when you have time.

HearWho.com converts text to speech and saves it as an MP3 file so that you can listen to it on any device capable of playing MP3 files, such as Ipods, PDAs, mobile phones, MP3 players, etc.

HearWho.com uses only the highest quality AT&T Natural Voices; incredibly lifelike, natural sounding voices that come in a variety of languages.

Listen while doing. It saves time...

Make studying easy. Listen to it commuting, at the gym, running / walking/cycling. Listen instead of reading news, articles, blogs, eBooks... anything you want.

Oh yeah and did I mention it saves time?

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Yep, believe you did. I'll mention that it's a fun site to goof around in for a while.

It Ain't an Easy Job

Bein' a worm.



That's what we used to call "breakin' off a wet one".