Girls In My Garbage

Wow, this is freaky.

Just yesterday I threw out all my old Playboy magazines.

In My Life - The Beatles

The Nose Knows

What Your Nose Says About You

You are a nosey person and a bit of a snoop. You can't help but be curious! You are a realist. You aren't much of an optimist or a pessimist.

What Does Your Nose Say About You?

Flatulent Fighter Faces Felony

Man accused of Waco stabbing in flatulence fight

WACO, Texas (AP) - Waco police say a fight over flatulence left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge.

A statement Wednesday says police were called to a motel where several men from the Houston area were sharing a room.

Police say 35-year-old Juan Antonio Salano Castellano allegedly passed gas in the room Tuesday night.

Police say one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at Castellano, who was cut in the leg. The suspect is accused of then stabbing Catellano in the chest.

Castellano was transported to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center, where police say he was treated for non-life threatening wounds.

The alleged attacker was arrested and faces an aggravated assault charge.

Careful With the Tweezers, Katya

Hello My Friend! I hope you can this message without effort - and I will hope very much that I have executed all truly and you can read my message which I direct to you for the purpose of our personal acquaintance,

My name is Katya i'am 28 years old and now I very much would like to get acquainted with the Worthy and decent man for creation of a good fellowship, your personal email I have received by means from one of marriage agensy of my city and now I can hope only that it will be interesting to you and i hope that we can continue our dialogue and in this case I with impatience will look forward to hearing from you...

Please reply only to my personal e-mail: krisakatyshka@yahoo.com

Yours faithfully - your New Friend... Katya.



Dear Katya,

You're not a "real" blonde, are you? I'm just wonderin' why you're trying to act like one.

The only thing darker than your roots is your heart, I'm thinkin'.

Sincerely,
Mike

P.S. Here's an address for your "agensy"

telequest.mintz@attglobal.ne

P.P.S. A helpful hint: It's not good to be drunk when you're pluckin' yer eyebrows.