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April 10, 2009

Huh?

This just came in my email inbox:


Dear Groups User,

Your MSN Group, One-Trick Pony, has had no activity in the last 90 days. As a convenience to our users, we periodically delete groups that have become dormant. We hope you'll consider coming back. It's not too late!

If your group remains inactive for another 14 days, we'll go ahead and delete it. If you would like to keep your group, simply click on the link below and follow the instructions on the web page.

Keep my group

We hope your group is back in action soon,

MSN Groups



If you'll click on any of the links in the above mail, you'll see why I say "Huh?"

The Bathtub Test

From the email archives



During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug."

"Do you want a bed near the window?"

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE??

Photobucket

Rapping Easter Bunny

Bailout Calculator

Girls In My Garbage



Wow, this is freaky.

Just yesterday I threw out all my old Playboy magazines.