You Don't Know Me, Do You?

Got this rather ironic spam in the junk file folder just now:

Like I said, they don't know me.  I don't think I'm a douche, but I'm definitely a time-waster.  In fact, it's probably one of the things I do best.

This calls for a song, my life story:

Trivia That Melts in Your Head

What does M&M stand for?  From Wiki:

Forrest Mars, Sr., son of the founder of the Mars Company Frank C. Mars, copied the idea for the candy in the 1930s during the Spanish Civil War when he saw soldiers eating chocolate pellets called Smarties, with a hard shell of tempered chocolate surrounding the inside, preventing the candies from melting. The two "Ms" represent the names of Forrest E. Mars Sr., the founder of Newark Company, and Bruce Murrie, son of Hershey Chocolate's president William F. R. Murrie, who had a 20 percent share in the product.

Happy Easter!

To my friends and family and all the faithful readers of this blog, I wish you a joyous Easter.

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there.
- Clarence W. Hall

Things the Easter Bunny Taught Me

From the archives: 

1. Don't put all your eggs in one basket. 
2. Walk softly and carry a big carrot. 
3. Everyone needs a friend who is all ears. 
4. There's no such thing as too much candy. 
5. All work and no play can make you a basket case. 
6. A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention. 
7. Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day. 
8. Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits. 
9. Some body parts should be floppy. 
10. Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans. 
11. Good things come in small sugar-coated packages. 
12. The grass is greener in someone else's basket. 
13. An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare. 
14. To show your true colors you have to come out of the shell. 
15. The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.