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August 16, 2019

Rollercoaster Day

Today is National Rollercoaster Day!

July 31, 2019

Burnt Cookies

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I'd say it might be best to lay off the eggnog until AFTER the cookies were done.

Satan's Sister



One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

June 3, 2019

Stupendous Slinky Skills