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Competing Cowboys Cut Costs by Carpooling

The online Reno Gazette-Journal reports that many rodeo cowboys are carpooling in order to beat the high gasoline prices.

It will be easy to tell the ones who do not carpool vs. the ones who do.

The ones who don't carpool will have hats like this:



The ones who have to carpool? They'll look like this:

One Good Thing About Alcohol

After he has a couple more martinis, he won't be afraid to turn around.

I never cared much for the taste of alcohol, but always enjoyed the way it made me extremely clever and oh-so-much better looking.

Chinese Caption Clipart Contest

On second thought, there's really no need, is there?

Curious Chinese Clipart

Note: These could very well be Japanese characters, but I couldn't get the alliterative title if they were. Just play along, 'kay?

I recently ran across these Chinese character graphics. It was neat to see my name in Chinese.




If I ever make it big in China, I'll be able to sign autographs. I'll need to brush up on my calligraphy, though.

Of course, my name doesn't have any lucky symbols in it.

There was even a female name, although the Michelle I dated should've had the character for "devil" in it. (maybe it does, I just don't know)




Found several other men's names:











It's funny--to me--that Carl and Bill look very similar, having the exact same second character. (which looks like a milk can, doesn't it?)

I'm not for sure if this next is for the name or religion.



I tend to think it means the religion, because I then found these:







It Luke like they left one out.

Clipart Counting Contest

How many balls does the lady have in her right hand?

(if the answer is either two or three that might account for the happy look on his face)

Let's assume there's none in the left.

Incongruous

INCONGRUOUS: That's about the only word I could think of to describe these two clipart graphics that were right next to each other on a disc of mine.

Aggie Scuba Diver

AGGIE JOKES

Blue Ladies

I haven't a clue as where one could use this clipart.

I wouldn't be ashamed to be seen out in public with this blue lady:




But this one???


This one looks like an old girlfriend, except she was always RED in the face from screaming at me.



When she wasn't screaming at me, she had that same nasty little pursed, thin-lipped sign of disapproval.

This one doesn't belong in Texas at all; she needs to be on Fifth Ave. , the Upper East Side:



This one is just a little TOO weird.



It's not so bad she had no eyes, but I'm not for sure where her nose ends and her mouth starts.

Tapioca Margarita?

Not for sure what this is supposed to be.

It might be a scrambled egg cocktail with a cherry on top.

Tea Party

Clipart Caption Contest # 2

Colon Clipart

I have quite a few graphics discs I have purchased since I first bought a computer and also belong to an alt.binaries clipart group. I can't help but be a packrat and collect what I find, but I really like the odd graphics. This will be the first in an inane series of the strangest clipart I have.

I don't remember where this one came from, but I DO remember that it was the only one like it, there was no stomach or rectum or even one showing the gall bladder. It always struck me funny that it was in the collection all by its lonesome.

I'm not for sure just where my descending colon is in my body, but if I ever see it (or anyone else's) I will recognize it, thanks to this c/a.

It will be orange, and look just like the upper radiator hose on a '67 Fairlane.