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March 25, 2009
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March 23, 2009
A Fortune Yarn
I can't sew very well, much less knit. I can only sew so-so and am not a neat knitter.
This fortune reminds me of something I saw on a bathroom wall. Someone had scribbled:
"My mother made me a homosexual."
Under that someone else had added:
"If I gave her the wool, would she make me one too?"
March 20, 2009
March 18, 2009
Fallen Angels
March 15, 2009
March 14, 2009
Feathered Fried Fortune
This fortune is funny on several levels. I eat chicken several times a week and in fact, had it yesterday for lunch AND supper. There's a few pieces left over, so I'll probably have it again for my late lunch today.
Maybe this fortune is warning me that if I eat much more chicken I'll start sprouting pinfeathers.
It's certainly not fortunate to be a chicken when I'm around.
Ride the Chicken Train
March 13, 2009
Funny False Fortune For a Fool
March 11, 2009
The Stars Get the Moon
I understand this is supposed to be some profound statement, something to the effect that the moon affects all of us here on God's Green Earth, that it's a symbol of romance or the like, but the first thing I thought of was how it applies to Hollywood.
In that context, it's certainly true. Here's to you, Hollywood, you bunch of leftist, America-hating, self-righteous azzwipes. (Penn, Sarandon, Baldwin, et al, ad nauseam)