Buzz Off Eva

Hi! My name is Eva.

I am a girl from Russia and want to find friend in USA. If you are interested in our acquaintence, please, write me on my e-mail address: preety1girla@googlemail.com I will tell you more about me and my life. I think you won’t be dissapointed because I am very cheerful and try to enjoy the life. I also like to get new friends and share my thought and ideas with them. I have many friends here in Russia. But I don’t have any friend abroad yet. I think it is just the time to get new experience. I hope you won’t deny such a sweet lady to become her friend. Sweet and warm kiss from Russia. I am looking forward to hearing from you soon. Eva

Dear Eva,

I'm sorry, but I don't like these letters without photos. I won't even make fun of yours and am only publishing it as so to make your email address available for the spambots.

Regards,
Mike

P.S. Here's the email it really came from: upsappy@maildropdirect.com

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UPDATE: Got another letter from Eva, but this one is from a different spammer.
(surprise, surprise!)
igsatiric@domainsatretail.com

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Two more identical ones while I slept
nlmainland@enexes.com
cscyanamid@lanset.com

I Almost Forgot

To put this fortune in for today.

Mint For Me

You Are Mint

You are a honest person with a strong personality. Your frank point of view is refreshing. You've been quite lucky in your life, though you have made more of your own luck than you realize. You are engaging and disarming. You definitely have the "gift of gab!" You live an edgy, dynamic life. Sometimes you get a little burned, but you always bounce back.

What Herb Are You?

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You Were Mint Meant For Me - Jewel

Uncle Jay Explains (4-6)

Free Music From Barenaked Ladies

Courtesy of Ben and Jerry's

It says "Select One" but all three can be d/l.

I prefer "Wind it Up" out of the three.

BNL website

Morph Thing

Morph images of famous people together at MorphThing.com; register and you can upload your own images to morph.

This thing is addictive and the possibilities are endless. Some of the best combinations had already been done, such as Obama and Hitler:



Quite the contrast: George Bush and Einstein:



I was getting tired of doing political figures, thinking I might do some celebrities, then thought to bridge the two when I saw them next to each other on the "A" page:

Al Gore and Al Pacino



How 'bout Madonna and Mao Zedong



For some reason, I thought Jay Leno and Stalin might be funny.

I was right.



Then on the "O" page, I saw these two together, Osama Bin Laden and Oprah:



It got me to wondering what celebs kids would look like.

If Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise had had a child together:



Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton's child:



I think while I was growing up I saw every Elvis movie ever made. After watching Viva Las Vegas, I fell madly in love with Ann Margaret. Here's what their kid would look like:



Wait, I think Elvis DID have a child that looks like that, didn't he? He must've had some dominant genes.

I started to get some silly and surreal ideas:

Marilyn Monroe and Marilyn Manson



I decided I'd best quit when I thought of this one:



Chewbacca and Vivian Leigh


MorphThing.com