The Nose Knows

What Your Nose Says About You

You are a nosey person and a bit of a snoop. You can't help but be curious! You are a realist. You aren't much of an optimist or a pessimist.

What Does Your Nose Say About You?

Flatulent Fighter Faces Felony

Man accused of Waco stabbing in flatulence fight

WACO, Texas (AP) - Waco police say a fight over flatulence left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge.

A statement Wednesday says police were called to a motel where several men from the Houston area were sharing a room.

Police say 35-year-old Juan Antonio Salano Castellano allegedly passed gas in the room Tuesday night.

Police say one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at Castellano, who was cut in the leg. The suspect is accused of then stabbing Catellano in the chest.

Castellano was transported to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center, where police say he was treated for non-life threatening wounds.

The alleged attacker was arrested and faces an aggravated assault charge.

Careful With the Tweezers, Katya

Hello My Friend! I hope you can this message without effort - and I will hope very much that I have executed all truly and you can read my message which I direct to you for the purpose of our personal acquaintance,

My name is Katya i'am 28 years old and now I very much would like to get acquainted with the Worthy and decent man for creation of a good fellowship, your personal email I have received by means from one of marriage agensy of my city and now I can hope only that it will be interesting to you and i hope that we can continue our dialogue and in this case I with impatience will look forward to hearing from you...

Please reply only to my personal e-mail: krisakatyshka@yahoo.com

Yours faithfully - your New Friend... Katya.



Dear Katya,

You're not a "real" blonde, are you? I'm just wonderin' why you're trying to act like one.

The only thing darker than your roots is your heart, I'm thinkin'.

Sincerely,
Mike

P.S. Here's an address for your "agensy"

telequest.mintz@attglobal.ne

P.P.S. A helpful hint: It's not good to be drunk when you're pluckin' yer eyebrows.

Fifty Bucks

$50


Check yours?

Hmmm, at first it was worth nothin'

Then it was worth $564


I should've sold out when I had the chance.

OTOH, I've been accused of selling out anyway, so....

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UPDATE: Just checked this blog with the ValueMyWeb site (second link)

All is not lost; this blog has increased in value on that site by six bucks!

$570

Website Worth

nescience

nescience \NESH-uhn(t)s; NESH-ee-uhn(t)s\, noun:
Lack of knowledge or awareness; ignorance.

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I think Dictionary.com is putting these words up just because they've come to this blog after seeing that I link to them.

Oh well, can't blame 'em when they describe it so well.

Old Farmer's Wisdom

From the email archives:

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* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.

Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.