June 18, 2009
Make a Celebrity Odd
Go to the site and type in the name of a celeb and click the "odd" button:
John Wayne
Al Franken (he looks odd without the special effects)
James Cagney
Joe Biden (He's just odd, period)
Make a Celebrity Odd
June 17, 2009
Some Body
Good Grief, whatever for? Organ transplants? As a punching bag? To grind up and feed to the hogs?
Say What?
From the email archives:
"Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine."
- Radio news announcer
"All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium."
- Ralph Kiner, NY Sportscaster
"We'll be back with the recrap after this message."
- Ralph Kiner, Mets sportscaster
"In the hunt to buy the San Francisco Giants was George Shinn, owner of the Charlotte Harlots." - Ralph Kiner, Mets broadcaster
"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school."
- Ray Forsythe, Clemson recruit, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements
"While sitting in a tavern, someone hit my nose from behind."
- reason given for insurance claim
"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make."
- Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.
"Mattie's Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, 'An alternative to Good Eating'"
- Restaurant Business Card from Decatur, Texas
"I didn't accept it. I received it."
- Richard Allen, National Security Adviser to former President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he helped arrange a private interview for them with First Lady Nancy Reagan.
"Mr. Milosevic has to be careful. The calendar is ticking."
- Richard Haas, NBC News consultant
Double Fall
Double Fall
Test your ambidextrous skills with this double screen game.
Instructions:
In this game you control 2 balls, one on each side of the screen. Control the left ball with A and D and the right ball with right and left. Your goal on the left side is to go through the spaces without being forced out the top, while on the right side it is to find the spaces to avoid being squashed at the bottom. The game gets harder and time goes on.
Play Double Fall
Save Your Printer!
From the website:
BlankSheetofPaper.com is a free online utility to allow you to print a blank sheet of paper from your printer in case you need a clean white, blank sheet of paper to write on. No download required.
