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July 14, 2009
An Old Man's Vision
An old man went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said, "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"
A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called the man's wife and said, "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."
His wife exclaimed, "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"
Keep on Zoomin'
hehkuva is a fascinating page; wait for it to load, then select a grid on the first picture.
You'll then zoom in on that area, select anywhere on it, and you'll zoom in yet again.
As you zoom in, you'll see the grid is composed of many other photos.
Click anywhere on the grid, and it will zoom in on another photo.
Then you can do it all over again! Zoom Zoom Zoom!
You'll see photos you've seen before, but after playing with it for thirty minutes, I did get new photos with each zoom.
hehkuva
Edit: Just did it again after publishing this post, and saw a photo of a pooping dog. I didn't see any other offensive photos, but that's not to say there isn't any. There are just too many photos to view them all.
July 13, 2009
sartorial
sartorial\sar-TOR-ee-uhl\ , adjective:
1. Of or relating to a tailor or to tailoring.
2. Of or relating to clothing, or style or manner of dress.
3. [Anatomy] Of or relating to the sartorius muscle.
I've been accused of many things, but having a sartorial sense of dress hasn't been one of them.
Reminds me of a joke:
A Texan went to the doctor because of some "problems" at home. After seeing the doctor, he purchased a tuxedo and wore it home.
"What did the doctor say?" asked his wife, eyeing his unusual attire.
"Doc said I was impotent." the man announced.
"Then why are you wearing that tuxedo?" cried his wife.
Her husband replied "If the doc says I be impotent, I'm gonna dress impotent."
Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top
July 12, 2009
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