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July 16, 2009

Irina Pt. II

Hello!!!!

I am very interesting you, i want to get to know you better if you not mind, please answer me and i will tell you more about myself. I would like to have correspondence with you on regular e-mail.

Please reply only to my personal e-mail: irinkalov@yahoo.com

I give you the address.

I hope to see today your letter.

Irina.








Dear Irina,

Send more pictures of you, but naked this time.

Regards,

Mike

Say What?

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground.

"I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted.

"So what!" said a little girl. "I'm four."

July 15, 2009

I Scream For Ice Cream




You Are an Ice Cream Sandwich



You are well grounded, reliable, and very balanced.

You love to work hard, but you also know how to take it easy.

People might be surprised to know you have a very goofy side to you.

You like to let loose and have fun. You just don't let yourself go too crazy!



Yep, I'll scream for ice cream, but there's a limit.

July 14, 2009

Happy Birthday, Woody Guthrie!



From Wiki:

Woodrow Wilson "Woody" Guthrie (July 14, 1912 – October 3, 1967) is best known as an American singer-songwriter and folk musician, whose musical legacy includes hundreds of political, traditional and children's songs, ballads and improvised works. He frequently performed with the slogan This Machine Kills Fascists displayed on his guitar. His best-known song is "This Land Is Your Land", which is regularly sung in American and Canadian schools. Many of his recorded songs are archived in the Library of Congress.

Guthrie traveled with migrant workers from Oklahoma to California and learned traditional folk and blues songs. Many of his songs are about his experiences in the Dust Bowl era during the Great Depression, earning him the nickname the "Dust Bowl Troubadour". Throughout his life Guthrie was associated with United States communist groups, though he was never an actual member of any.

The article has a short paragraph about Guthrie's time in Pampa:

Eventually, Guthrie's father sent for his son to come to Texas where little would change for the now-aspiring musician. Guthrie, then 18, was reluctant to attend high school classes in Pampa and spent much time learning songs by busking on the streets and reading in the library at Pampa's city hall. He was growing as a musician, gaining practice by regularly playing at dances for his father's half-brother Jeff Guthrie, a fiddle player. At the library, he wrote a manuscript summarizing everything he had read on the basics of psychology. A librarian in Pampa shelved this manuscript under Guthrie's name, but it was later lost in a library reorganization.

This Land is Your Land
(with some of one of the only two surviving pieces of video of him)



The trailer from "Bound for Glory" with David Carradine in the role of Guthrie

louche

louche \LOOSH\ , adjective:
1. Of questionable taste or morality; disreputable or indecent; dubious; shady.



Yet another word that describes this blog.

Some might say it also describes me.

Romo Says "No Mo"

Jessica Simpson Dumped by Tony Romo



A source close to Simpson confirms they broke up the night before her 29th birthday July 10. She was supposed to celebrate with a Ken and Barbie-themed party.

I'm just spitballin' here, but I'd bet a hundred bucks the Barbie party might have been the last straw for the Dallas quarterback. Breaking up with her was probably the only way he thought he could get out of it.

Now I'm hopin' the DallasCowboys.com message boards will maybe, just maybe, give it a rest.

On the other hand, maybe not; the cries of "Romo the Homo" will probably increase.