Dave's Not Here

Your New Name Should Be Robert David

David means "beloved" - your new name will definitely bring you more love!

What Should Your Middle Name Be?

Blogthings: Discover the Parts of Your Personality that Have Been Hiding

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I don't know very many Davids, but out of all I know, I dislike most of 'em. Now, David is a fine name otherwise, it's just that I wouldn't name my child that.

It's been said a joke isn't funny if you have to explain it. For those of you who don't "get" the post title reference, here's the explanation.



Aw heck, it's still funny.

Guess you'd have to have been there.

I think I was, but my memory's a little fuzzy.

ScribblerTwo

Create your own Scribbler artwork with this nifty application. Select the canvas, brush settings and color and if you like, upload your own graphic to scribble upon.

(This reminds me of the glitzer/grappa applets )

ScribblerTwo

We Gotta Get Out Of This Place - The Animals

When the Conversation Stalls

From the archives:

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This could happen to you!

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doing' just fine!"

And the other person says:

"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here. "

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:

"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me. I figured I could politely end the conversation. I say:

"No... I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say, nervously:

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!"

Now That Obama Is President

Rob Riggle: Now That Obama Is President:

"Now that he is our president, I think it's time we as a nation just took a deep breath and collectively just said out loud,

'O.J. killed those people.' "

"It feels good."

solecism

solecism \SOL-uh-siz-uhm\ , noun;
1. A nonstandard usage or grammatical construction; also, a minor blunder in speech.
2. A breach of good manners or etiquette.
3. Any inconsistency, mistake, or impropriety.

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A lot of solecism goes on 'round here.