Knit Pick

I really need to learn how to knit. I've got so much cat hair in my house that if I had the internal organs, I could knit me another cat.

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Knit One, Purl Two - Glenn Miller

The Contents Had To Be Funny

When you saw the cover.

You Are Humor

You love to laugh at life, and if possible, get others to laugh along with you. You believe there's always a humorous side to everything. And your sense of humor ranges from upbeat to very dark. You are outrageous and very honest.  You're often the only one willing to say what everyone else is thinking. You are witty and verbally talented. You like to play with words and say things in interesting ways.

What Kind of Book Are You?

codger

codger codg·er [koj-er] noun

an eccentric man, especially one who is old.

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I used to think it was funny calling an old man a "codger"...until I became one myself.

"Baldie" To His Friends

Mr. Clean's first name is Veritably.

trousseau

trousseau trous·seau [troo-soh, troo-soh] noun, plural trous·seaux [-sohz, -sohz], trous·seaus.

an outfit of clothing, household linen, etc., for a bride.

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My favorite joke about a trousseau.

OK, my ONLY joke about it.

A young woman came back from her honeymoon and her mother went over to the new bride's house the next day to see how it had gone. Her daughter was unpacking and brought out her negligee which had been torn to shreds. The mother was shocked and asked who had done that. The young lady replied that her new husband had caused the damage.

"Didn't he like your trousseau?" asked the mother.

"Oh yes." exclaimed her daughter. "He just liked my torso better than my trousseau, that's why my trousseau is tore so."

Texas Panhandle Supercells

A video diary of a storm chaser from May 8, 2013 taken near Childress.(which is located at the very bottom of the east side of the state line that forms the Panhandle)