Free Spider Chart

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This really won't help me much, as it's awfully hard to identify what sort of spider it is was from the goo under my shoe.

Get yours from termite.com

(or save this one and let me take all the resulting spam for you!)

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EDIT: I remembered a few more spider posts I've made. How could I forget? -shudder-

I had a spider on my towel once.

And there was an art-loving spider.

And more recently there was some spider software , a creepy application and another creepy thing.

Sometimes Life Treats Me

Like a red-headed stepchild.

I posted that and the following graphic on a forum not long ago and was taken to task by a few virtue signalers that it wasn't right to mock child abuse. Uh, I'm pretty sure that black eye isn't real. Who knows?  The kid might have run into a door or got the black eye in a playground spat...or maybe he's a cross dresser and just didn't know how to apply the mascara he stole from his mother?

Their outrage was funnier than the joke and THEY were mocked for it by others in the forum.

Conservatives Getting Double-Crossed

Multiple Retaliation

If the spammers want me to verify my email address as active to multiple sources, then I'm going to retaliate in kind.

Just got this in my spam folder:

Security Alert!!

from:  5812324@438901.uu.net (THAT really looks legit, doesn't it?)

Here's a screenshot of the body of the email:


Clicking on the link or the blue "confirm" button renders a reply email to these addresses:

mail@wealthbrand.com
emails.us@doubleride.club
emails.us@justunion.info
emails.us@bigsizebrain.com
emails.us@sendtosky.com
emails.us@nopain.be

So, spambots...do your stuff and pick up on these addresses so the spammers will spam the spammers!

Texas Women

From the archives:

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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Ohio and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning.

It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from New Mexico. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.

The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Texas and her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

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