pellucid

pellucid \puh-LOO-sid\ , adjective;
1. Transparent; clear; not opaque.
2. Easily understandable.

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This certainly doesn't describe any recent legislation.

Psychiatric Hotline Voice Mail

From the archives:

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RING...RING...click

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

Not the Bottom, the Top

You Are Flares

You are a true free spirit, and you enjoy playing with fashion. Your look tends to be eclectic. You tend to be a bit rebellious. You're more likely to dress for yourself than dress for the occasion. You are both peaceful and jovial. There is a happy calm that surrounds everything you do. You are broad minded, well read, and well traveled. You are open to anything that comes your way.

What Kind of Jeans Are You?

Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet

Chuck Norris Jeans

I got this in my newsreader earlier from Oddee, one of my favorites and a very popular site - 12 Strangest Jeans; one of the entries was Chuck Norris jeans:



I bet that, when they're unzipped, a fist will come out and punch you in the face.

Forever in Blue Jeans - Neil Diamond

Back in the Saddle Again

Just a short snippet of the old cowboy tune by Gene Autry to celebrate being back online again.



Here's the tune by Aerosmith from my h.s. days.



Had to call tech support because the thing kept me in an endless loop on the install software page. I was lucky, I got a "furriner" that spoke better English than I do.

wastrel

wastrel \WAY-struhl\ , noun;
1.A person who wastes, especially one who squanders money; a spendthrift.
2.An idler; a loafer; a good-for-nothing.

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Wow, another word that would describe most anyone in politics.