I bet that left a mark.
March 10, 2009
What is Old?
From the email archives
What is Old?
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by... The doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN.... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
Spacewalk on NASA TV
NASA TV to air Tuesday's Space Station Spacewalk
HOUSTON -- NASA Television will provide live coverage of the March 10 spacewalk of Expedition 18 Commander Mike Fincke and Flight Engineer Yury Lonchakov. The pair will complete unfinished work from their December 2008 excursion outside the orbiting laboratory.
Spacewalk starts at 11:00 a.m. CST on NASA TV
Go Ask A.L.I.C.E.
Talk with A. L. I. C. E. The Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
I have better conversations with my cat, but Alice is good for a laugh, especially when she wants to talk about her dress and I want her to take it off.
She's such a tease.
March 9, 2009
incisive
From the Word of the Day
incisive \in-SAHY-siv\, adjective:
1. penetrating; cutting; biting; trenchant
2. remarkably clear and direct; sharp; keen; acute
3. adapted for cutting or piercing
4. of or pertaining to the incisors
This blog doesn't fit any of those definitions; it's not on the cutting edge, it's certainly not clear and it's pretty much toothless.
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