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August 7, 2016

shenanigan

shenanigan\ shuh-NAN-i-guhn \ , noun;
1. Mischief; prankishness.
2. Remarks intended to deceive; deceit. Often used in the plural.



"Often used in the plural".

Of course it is; what's the use of doin' a single shenanigan?

July 22, 2016

My Future

I saw one of those Magic 8-Ball toys the other day in a store; I hadn't seen one in a long time and thought they had been discontinued. On a lark, I picked it up and started asking it questions. "Will I ever find love again?" The answer: "Don't count on it" Well rats.   I kept asking questions and kept getting answers I didn't want to see.  Surely something good was going to happen to me!

Hopefully, I asked another question and got this:


What has the Microsoft e-mail program have to do with my winning the lottery?