What Your Pizza Reveals |
 Your appetite is that of a sperm whale. You don't eat too much, unless a wheelbarrow is now considered a spoon. You are a very ugly pizza eater. In fact, I bet you were called "Pizzaface" as a kid, weren't you? You like food that's either raw or cooked. You aren't impressed with "gourmet" foods because you can't even SPELL "gourmet" much less know what it is. You are selfish, picayune, and inconsiderate with your lovers. You are an ill-bred insufferable jerk. You should consider suicide. The stereotype that least fits you is human being. Your friends secretly agree. |
October 19, 2007
Pizza Poll
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Your appetite is pretty average. You don't go overboard - but you don't deprive yourself either.
You consider pizza to be bread... very good bread. You fit in best in the Midwest part of the US.
You like food that's traditional and well crafted. You aren't impressed with "gourmet" foods.
You are generous, outgoing, and considerate with your choices.
You are cultured and intellectual. You should consider traveling to Vienna.
The stereotype that best fits you is geek. You're the type most likely to order pizza to avoid leaving your computer.
I'm a 'geek'??? ROFLMAO that's a new one!
I like just about anything on my pizza except pineapple and some of the more esoteric toppings. I love the Super Supreme/Combo/Big Dog style w/ everything on it. (no pineapple!)
When I hear Elton John's "Rocket Man" I am reminded of the Pizza Hut here in town because that was popular when I first starting eating pizza. It was quite a treat to eat there, but expensive. Gosh, it was nothing to spend 7-10 dollars on the date just at the Pizza Hut! (which might get you a noon buffet these days)
Beer is good w/ pizza, I guess, but I always hated it when it was flat, a common thing when you got teenagers hooking up the kegs. (I am not for sure if it's because they don't care or because they are P.O.'d because they have all that beer at hand and can't drink any.)
I had a pal that worked at a local pizzaria and he and I had a deal to swap the booze I was selling at the time--which I purchased at my employee discount-- and he would sell me a pizza for HIS employee discount. I would come out very good on the deal, paying about half of what it would ordinarily cost.
I tipped a guy a buck and the change once and my g/f's little bro., who had delivered pizzas before, told me I was a cheapskate, that I should've tipped him five bucks.
I told him that if the guy had come back to the house, refilled our soda glasses a couple times, I would've. I know tips are important to those folks, but I get annoyed at the 15% abitrary figure thrown around.
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