I was just about to click the link to delete all the junk in my spam folder earlier and saw this:
I know the subject line is intended to get poor, lonely and ugly slobs (like me) to open the mail and click on the links to find out the secret, the 3 words that will convince a woman to sleep with them, but even though I AM poor, lonely and an ugly slob, I'm not that stupid.
At least not most of the time.
Still, it got me to wondering; are there really "3 words" to get her into the mood? I sat here and thought about it, wondering how I could turn this into something funny. Could the three words be:
"Yes, I'm rich." or
"That's my Ferrari." or
"Have another drink."
Since I've never had a lot of money or didn't care to pick up women at bars or parties, those never were options for me. Not that I'm any sort of expert, but I think there are other 3-words that are better to use in certain situations, such as:
"Hold my hand." or
"You look lovely." or the ultimate 3 words:
"I love you."
Of course, all those 3-words are to be used for women I care about and that's the first requirement - caring about them- before I want them to want me.
End of story.
At least not most of the time.
Still, it got me to wondering; are there really "3 words" to get her into the mood? I sat here and thought about it, wondering how I could turn this into something funny. Could the three words be:
"Yes, I'm rich." or
"That's my Ferrari." or
"Have another drink."
Since I've never had a lot of money or didn't care to pick up women at bars or parties, those never were options for me. Not that I'm any sort of expert, but I think there are other 3-words that are better to use in certain situations, such as:
"Hold my hand." or
"You look lovely." or the ultimate 3 words:
"I love you."
Of course, all those 3-words are to be used for women I care about and that's the first requirement - caring about them- before I want them to want me.
End of story.
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