Fried Bologna Sandwich

Because "Bologna" sounds so much more classy than "Baloney"

From Sample Storm:

Servings: 1 READY IN 10mins Ingredients 2 slices white bread 1 -2 slice bologna (depending on preference) 1⁄8 teaspoon oil 1 slice American cheese 1 tablespoon mustard Directions Put oil in a frying pan and heat to med. high. Put slit in bologna from middle to all the way through the end. Put bologna in heated oil. Brown both sides. Add cheese to top while last side is browning. Spread mustard on both sides of bread. Add bologna between slices

Happy Constitution Day

T for Texas - Jimmie Rodgers

farrago

farrago \fuh-RAH-go; fuh-RAY-go\ , noun:
1. A confused mixture; an assortment; a medley.

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That'd make a good name for this blog.

When I Grow Up....

Well, more like "when WE grow up..."

Bloony Wheel

Easy to play: Navigate to each level's goal using the arrow cursors.

Also available for download.

Bloony Wheel

Never Forget

9/11

I ♥ How to Type

I really do ♥ How to Type.net.

How to Type is a great reference on how to type symbols, accents, special characters, and weird punctuation.

How to type Heart ♥

On Windows:

Hold down the ALT key and type 3 on the keypad

On Mac OS:

Hold down the Command and Option keys while you press T. This will display the Character Palette. Choose the symbol and click the Insert button.

In HTML:
♥ or ♥

Dino Game

This is a game that's "supposed" to be able to be played on Chrome even while offline.  I just tried it and couldn't get it to work, but that doesn't mean anything...except that I am not able to follow simple directions, a distinct possibility. 

They provide the code to embed it, though; hit the space bar to start, also using it to jump over the cactus - use the down arrow to crouch.

Google Dinosaur Game

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EDIT:  OK, I usually test these things in my ToTG "practice" blog, but didn't do it with this, sorry. Every time I hit the space bar, my page scrolled.

If you want to play the game or get the code to make your own HTML page, just visit Dino Game.

gaucherie

gaucherie \goh-shuh-REE\ , noun:
1. A socially awkward or tactless act.
2. Lack of tact; boorishness; awkwardness.

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This blog...and me...are both a qaucherie.

At least I can rhyme, most of the time.

Blue Skies - Lenka

I like this;  it's still pop, but a little better beat and catchy like most of her other tunes.

If You Printed the Internet

It would take 57,000 years non-stop to read it!

Read more fascinating facts: Print What Matters

Happy Labor Day!

I just saw a post in a frequently visited forum where one of the resident Leftists said Labor Day was in honor of and a celebration of Socialism. 

Good grief.

No, it's a celebration of the American worker...who has his/her job because of capitalism. Even govt. workers have their jobs because of the taxes paid from the work of taxpayers.

You Oughta See My Id

Your Ego is Medium

You have what psychologists would call a healthy ego. You have high self esteem, but you don't think too highly of yourself. You believe in yourself, but you are also able to believe in others. You know how to put your ego in check and let someone else take the reins.

How Big Is Your Ego?

1 Simple Trick

I just got my Taste of Home recipe newsletter and as is always the case, they also put in a few ads.  I don't mind them too much and generally ignore them but this one caught my attention:

I wonder what 1 simple trick in Photoshop they used to make that woman's eyes look so green?  If they didn't alter the photo, then I wonder if there's 1 simple trick to removing those vivid green contacts, because I think that woman wearing them stared too long into an X-Ray machine.  If it's not that, then I wonder if there's 1 simple trick to exorcising that demon that's inside her?

Food Porn

Being an avid collector of online recipes (several thousand in PDF) as well as subscribing to dozens and dozens of recipe websites in my reader, I have seen the term "Food Porn" tossed around quite a bit.  It's always puzzled me to an extent;  I know the ones using the term mean something as self-indulgent and addictive as porn, but it never made much sense to me.  After all, I learned as a young man you simply cannot be hungry and horny at the same time.  You can be one or the other, but never, ever both...that's just a fact of life.

(that's also why the fetish of combining food and sex, i.e. fruit or whipped cream semi-disgusts me...it's just not my bag, man. Let me at the sexy woman...or the strawberry cheesecake, but one at a time!)

Then, after seeing this video about Salisbury Steak, it dawned on me why the term "Food Porn" is used on recipe presentations;  it's the music!

Half-Staff Widget

What with the recent passing of John McCain and the overblown controversy revolving around the half-staff status of flags on govt. facilities, I did some research about the rules/regulations in regards to just when the flags are lowered and stumbled across this half-staff widget:




Click the widget to get one for your own website or blog.

Castle Clout

Castle Clout another fun game from Physics Games.

Try to knock down the castle (and mash the inhabitants) with your medieval trebuchet.

It was hard for me to get my timing down, but after three-four times, I managed to wipe out everything and everyone to move on to the next level.

Play Castle Clout

eldritch

eldritch \EL-drich\ , adjective:
1. Strange; unearthly; weird; eerie.

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Plenty of definitions in a Google search, but searching for images sure defines the word.

Free Ride - The Edgar Winter Group

My favorite albino Texan rock 'n roller.