Near Lubbock
Another, just released
April 30, 2009
mellifluous
mellifluous \muh-LIF-loo-us\, adjective:
Flowing as with honey; smooth; flowing sweetly or smoothly; as, a mellifluous voice.
The first thing I thought of when I saw this word was how it described both Obama and a televangelist when they're preaching to us.
I don't trust what either of 'em says. Obama says trust him while he picks our pockets and a TV preacher says give your soul to God, but make the check out to him. Both of 'em are worthless.
Mistakes on Steaks
Created by Recipe Star
I bet my pal Garazon would ace this test.
All I know about steaks is I love 'em and can't afford to eat them.
ZipHolder
ZipHolder
Prevents your zipper from accidentally coming open.
No more embarrassing exposure!
Only 3.99€ per package!
(1.2€ for delivery)
3.99 GBP = 5.83772 USD
Wish I had invented this, not only to make money but for my own personal use.
There are times I need one that attaches to my tongue.
Maybe I could invent something that keeps guys from zipping up something that really hurts to be zipped up.
You Might Be a Taliban
From the email archives:
"YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6.You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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