Analyze This!

Shortly after I started this blog, I ran across some "blog analyzers" and put this site to the tests.

The first one I tried was o'Faust, which was supposed to tell me what famous author's writing this blog resembles.

My first result was this:

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I wasn't for sure what to think about the result; I wasn't displeased that it compared my writing to the classic Wizard of Oz, but wondered why I got such a low score...surely there was some other famous author to which I could compare with a better rating.

Taking it again today, I got this result:



Hmmm, a better score, but now instead of being the Wizard of Oz, I was Alice in Wonderland!

I also checked TypeAnalyzer to see what sort of writing it thought I had. The first test said I was this type of person from my writing:




It was a bit off-putting to be classified as a girl, according to the graphic. After I took it again, this was the result:





Totally different result, but at least I'm a grown up woman now!

There was also a gender analyzer that was interesting:




Yessiree, I'm 99% man!!!

Taking it again a few months later:




Ooops, now they are less sure this blog is written by a man.

What else could I expect, though? After all, I went from being a Wizard (pay no attention to that blogger behind the curtain!) to a weird chick who talks to a rabbit.

Move over caterpillar, gimme a hit off that hookah.

I gotta message for these sites, and don't even have to put it on a cake.

Last Night's Tornados

Near Lubbock



Another, just released

mellifluous

mellifluous \muh-LIF-loo-us\, adjective:
Flowing as with honey; smooth; flowing sweetly or smoothly; as, a mellifluous voice.

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The first thing I thought of when I saw this word was how it described both Obama and a televangelist when they're preaching to us.

I don't trust what either of 'em says. Obama says trust him while he picks our pockets and a TV preacher says give your soul to God, but make the check out to him. Both of 'em are worthless.

Mistakes on Steaks

Created by Recipe Star

I bet my pal Garazon would ace this test.

All I know about steaks is I love 'em and can't afford to eat them.

ZipHolder

ZipHolder

Prevents your zipper from accidentally coming open.

No more embarrassing exposure!



Only 3.99€ per package!
(1.2€ for delivery)

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3.99 GBP = 5.83772 USD

Wish I had invented this, not only to make money but for my own personal use.

There are times I need one that attaches to my tongue.

Maybe I could invent something that keeps guys from zipping up something that really hurts to be zipped up.

You Might Be a Taliban

From the email archives:

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"YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6.You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.