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April 3, 2009

longueur

longueur \long-GUR\, noun:
A dull and tedious passage in a book, play, musical composition, or the like.



Almost every post in this blog is a longueur, especially when I waffle on about something.

I could make my posts less lengthy, but then they'd just be a shortueur longueur.

Dreams



Oh, I hope not. Especially not the dreams I have after drinking a couple of beers along with eating some pickled okra and sardines covered in hot sauce and horseradish. If my dreams ARE the best guide to the future, then I can look forward to 6 foot tall tap-dancing talking cats that drive motorcycles.

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Eurythmics



Annie Lennox has been the subject of a few of my better dreams. I dream in color...I know, because I remember her tangerine marine haircut.

I'm glad I don't dream of Patsy Cline, even though she was beautiful.

Sweet Dreams - Patsy Cline



More dreamy gals:

These Dreams - Heart



I'd like to add Fleetwood Mac's "Dreams" because I've had several dreams about Stevie Nicks (and wish I'd had some with Christine McVie) or The Cranberry's "Dreams". I could go on and on with this dream theme scheme but....

Regifting Robin



Follow the instructions, make sure your math is correct and be absolutely amazed at Re-gifting Robin's psychic abilities!

You'll be amazed until you do it twice and take a closer look at the re-gifts.

Regifting Robin

April 2, 2009

Olga on the Volga II

Hello,

I don’t know how to start this letter. So... My name is Olga. I want to have a pen-friend very much and may be in due course it might to turn out in something more than friendship. I live in central part of Russia and I want to find out my beloved in other country. I am not interested in relationships with Russian men so I meet only pain in these relationships. I have a friend who works in the dating agency and she helps me in a search of the man. When I have seen your profile, I liked you very much and I decided that I will write to you necessarily.

I put my photo to this email that you could see me. If you are interested in communication with me, I hope you will find out some time to write me something. I will answer you necessarily and tell you a little bit more about me.

Please reply only to my personal email: fireinmyheartm@gmail.com


I will be very happy if you would answer to me.



Dear Olga,

Thanks for your email. You're prettier than the last Olga who wrote me but while the photos change, the message is still pretty much the same.

I'm not sure where you saw my profile unless it was here on Blogger.

(and if you like my profile pic in it, then you've got a problem. OTOH, if you live near Chernobyl, then that might explain your attraction. )

You state you "meet only pain" with your Russian men; pardon me, but I'm curious....it's not a "whips and chains" sorta deal, is it?

I'D have to be a masochist to really reply to your mail, that's for sure.

Regards,
Mike

P.S. Here's your real address. Hope the spammers cause you some pain.

stw@omron.com.sg

Color My World

Or "Colour" for my UK and other friends who spell it that way




You Color Your Life With Intense Warmth



You are a down to earth, stable person. You can be relied on.

You enjoy the outdoors. There's something about being in nature that makes you feel really blissful.

While you are responsible, you aren't boring. You have a lot of flair and style.

You enjoy creative projects of all sorts. You're a very visual person.



Color My World - Chicago

The Anti-Fortune



That's so funny (and wrong) I don't even know what to say.