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February 10, 2013

Scare Tactics

I've seen some strange spam, most of it sexual in nature, but this one is just about the strangest I've ever seen. It came from "Expess Pharmacy" and in the subject line was this:


I don't know what could cause that (outside of getting on the bad side of Lorena Bobbitt), but I sure don't want it happening to me. I don't use mine for much, but I'm still fond of it.   I'm attached to it and I want it to remain attached to me.

4 comments:

The Local Malcontent said...

If that happened, then I would definitely cry out loud~ You'd probably hear me in Pampa, from Yanush.

Barb said...

Are there instances where it only falls off part of the time, not forever?

Carolea said...

ROFLMAO

Mike said...

I reckon that's right, Mal. Makes me cringe thinking about it.

Barb, that reminds me of a joke I made up after the ET movie came out.

ET got married to an Earth girl and on his wedding night, his new bride eagerly reached over for him but he gently pushed her away,explaining that on his planet, only one in four of his kind were born with a sex organ, but it was detachable and the four shared the one.

"You mean to tell me...?" asked his new wife.

"Yes." replied the alien. "ET loan bone."

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