French Translator

Do you want Do we really have Do you know how
Is it be possible Will I manage

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to sleep with to find to eat to buy
to show me to look like to stand to get in

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Gerard Depardieu perfume a pair of frog legs
good cheese the Eiffel Tower
a genuine Parisian my wife my pants

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in your widest dreams? to cover the smell? while drinking red wine? without speaking French? right after breakfast? without being too arrogant? when my mother-in-law is around? after eating 300 croissants? ? (nothing)

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