Then came the outage. At first it was annoying, getting knocked offline, then after an hour or two, all the lights on the modem were green and it was clear - and fast - sailing again. Then came Black Monday (which started late Sunday afternoon into the early parts of today) when I didn't have any access at all.
AT&T spokespeople and techs are being deliberately vague about what's causing the problem; some articles I've read are blaming it on various conspiracies, while others say they think it's the work of hackers angry at the "Six Strikes" policy. I don't care WHAT is causing it, but I just want my Internet.
I guess I'm lucky; I only have U-Verse for my Internet; others have also been without their cable TV and phone if they've signed up for the complete package. Made me glad I decided to hold off on that for the time being. At least I could get on the phone to complain and although my cable is outrageously expensive for what I get, it was good that I could watch TV while I was offline.
I even took the time during a short window of opportunity when U-Verse was up to go register on the AT&T website forums to see if there was a workaround; I saw a few and will try them if the outages persist. Reading a HUGE thread of complaints on the subject - well, I didn't read ALL of the complaints, but was glad I skipped to the very last posts in the thread - and saw this. One holier-than-thou jerk said this, a message I've seen at least a hundred times before in some form or fashion:
(excuse the caps, that's the way it was written)
BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO USE DIAL UP, TOOK 5 MINS TO LOAD IT UP AND COULDN'T TALK ON THE PHONE WHILST ON THE INTERNET, YA'LL AINT GONNA DIE NOT HAVING INTERNETS FOR MORE THAN A DAY, QUIT YA GRIPING, BELLYACHING, AND MOANING AN GO OUTSIDE YA VARMINTS!
The outage has almost been worth getting to read the reply to it:
Look. No internet, TV, or PHONE. OK? Couldn't even call 911 if there was an emergency. It's 6 degrees outside. So why don't you go out there?
Anyway, this is the tune that used to go through my head when I'd see anything about U-Verse; if the outages persist, it will be AC/DC's "Highway to Hell".
Across The Universe - The Beatles

















