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January 22, 2013

Across the U-Verse

"Oh boy!" I thought. Twice the speed for half the cost. That's what I was told by the AT&T representative and I believed her...and for one brief day, it was true.

Then came the outage.  At first it was annoying, getting knocked offline, then after an hour or two, all the lights on the modem were green and it was clear - and fast - sailing again.  Then came Black Monday (which started late Sunday afternoon into the early parts of today) when I didn't have any access at all.

AT&T spokespeople and techs are being deliberately vague about what's causing the problem; some articles I've read are blaming it on various conspiracies, while others say they think it's the work of hackers angry at the "Six Strikes" policy.  I don't care WHAT is causing it, but I just want my Internet.

I guess I'm lucky; I only have U-Verse for my Internet;  others have also been without their cable TV and phone if they've signed up for the complete package.  Made me glad I decided to hold off on that for the time being.  At least I could get on the phone to complain and although my cable is outrageously expensive for what I get, it was good that I could watch TV while I was offline.

I even took the time during a short window of opportunity when U-Verse was up to go register on the AT&T website forums to see if there was a workaround;  I saw a few and will try them if the outages persist.  Reading a HUGE thread of complaints on the subject - well, I didn't read ALL of the complaints, but was glad I skipped to the very last posts in the thread - and saw this.  One holier-than-thou jerk said this, a message I've seen at least a hundred times before in some form or fashion:

(excuse the caps, that's the way it was written)

BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO USE DIAL UP, TOOK 5 MINS TO LOAD IT UP AND COULDN'T TALK ON THE PHONE WHILST ON THE INTERNET, YA'LL AINT GONNA DIE NOT HAVING INTERNETS FOR MORE THAN A DAY, QUIT YA GRIPING, BELLYACHING, AND MOANING AN GO OUTSIDE YA VARMINTS!

The outage has almost been worth getting to read the reply to it:

Look. No internet, TV, or PHONE. OK? Couldn't even call 911 if there was an emergency. It's 6 degrees outside. So why don't you go out there?

Anyway, this is the tune that used to go through my head when I'd see anything about U-Verse;  if the outages persist, it will be AC/DC's "Highway to Hell".

Across The Universe - The Beatles

January 20, 2013

Wish You Were Here - David Gilmour


The Eyes Have It

Deep Down You Are Sensitive

You're the type of person who notices everything and forgets nothing. You are very in tune with the world.

You feel deeply, and sometimes the silliest things can effect you. You are easily brought to laughter or tears.

You don't show the world how fragile you are. You instead show people how insightful you can be.


You are good at anticipating what's going to happen in your life. You are often the first one to see what's coming.


January 17, 2013

Baba O'Riley - The Who

One of my most favorite songs, a reminder of my youth.


January 16, 2013

Ouch

I burned my hand on one of those Dinty Moore cupboard meals last night, was steak tips and brown gravy.  I was carrying it in to sit down in front of the TV to watch a movie when the gravy slopped over the top and scalded my hand.  Most people would have dropped it, but I didn't let go as the gravy kept pouring onto my hand.  Hey, I was hungry!

The bad news is that it still hurts today.  The good news is I expect the hair on my palm won't come back.

NFL Bad Lip Reading


Zamboni Google Doodle

Zamboni Google Doodle

(say that three times really fast)

Maybe Google is celebrating the return of ice hockey, but it's also the birthday of Frank Zamboni, the inventor of his namesake, the iconic ice resurfacer.


The game is easy to play; Press the arrow "start" button and a little skater will come out, skate around and leave a trail on the ice.



Then, using the arrow keys, drive the Zamboni around to resurface the ice.


Not an exciting game, but like most doodles done with a pencil and paper, it's simply a way to pass time.

As if there's not enough ways to do that on the Internet.

Here's another time waster, but at least it will increase your trivia knowledge:

8 Things You Don’t Know About the Zamboni Machine

January 15, 2013

I Love You, Cassandra

Even though I've never seen you.

Just spent a couple of hours on the phone trying to deal with AT&T.  My phone bill has been steadily going up for a couple of years, ever since I called them and tried to reduce the monthly cost.  At that time, I was told by getting a certain bundle, I would save five dollars/month, yet when I got the next bill, it was five dollars MORE.

It was maddening going through the hassle of doing all that, so I just let it slide.  After getting the last bill and having it be nearly five dollars more than the previous month, I decided enough was enough.  I tried to alter my plan online, but after jumping through hoops, I got a page saying the service wasn't available and giving me a number to call.  Funny, you can add all sorts of services online - for an increase in cost - but you can't do anything to lower your bill.

So, earlier today I called the number;  as is almost always the case on these things, I get the computer.  After having to repeat my information multiple times, I'm finally connected with a human.  In India.  With a thick accent.  After telling her I could barely hear her and when she made adjustments (prob. just putting the microphone closer to her mouth) I then couldn't understand her.  I told her so, not once but several times and I could hear the frustration in her voice.  (and I was making no attempt to disguise my own frustration)  She finally said she'd transfer me and did so...but to the California branch, who told me I'd have to deal with the Texas office. 

Oh, did I mention I was put on hold with each and every transfer?  Each took at least five minutes.  I've been on the phone for over an hour now without having accomplished a single thing.

I finally get the Texas office, but I can barely hear them.  I complained about it and they told me their volume was up as high as it could go, that it must be MY volume at fault. I took the phone away from my ear to check my volume and saw it was at the maximum, but when I held it back to my ear again, there was nothing but silence.  We had been disconnected....but I think they just hung up on me.

Letting out a scream (yes, I did, I was full of rage) I redialed the number, got Mr. Computer again and was connected again to a human "Hello, this is Cassandra, how may I help you?"  A sweet voice, one I could hear.  Thank God.

Long story short, she listened to my complaint and what I wanted done with my service and I wound up with the options I wanted, a fiber optic connection, free equipment, much faster Internet speed, all for $30 less than I've been paying.  I also found out that I can drop the phone land line and get a cell phone (you could have DSL and not have the phone service, but the speed was reduced to a minimum) and she's going to call me back tomorrow to discuss plans and phones. 

I may get a cell phone, not sure.  I also may ask her to marry me.

January 13, 2013

eurhythmic

 

eurhythmic eu·rhyth·mic [yoo-rith -mik, yuh-] adjective
1. characterized by a pleasing rhythm; harmoniously ordered or proportioned. 2. of or pertaining to eurhythmics.


Not a word I use in every day life, but it reminded me of this song.

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) - Eurythmics



Used to love Annie Lennox and her "Tangerine Marine" hairdo.

January 12, 2013

filch



filch verb (used with object) to steal (especially something of small value);
pilfer: to filch ashtrays from fancy restaurants.

I knew this word, but I didn't think of it straight off when I saw it as the word of the day.  Instead, I thought of this character:



I guess it's time to quit watching HP movies every time they come on the tube.

French Translator

Do you want Do we really have Do you know how
Is it be possible Will I manage


to sleep with to find to eat to buy
to show me to look like to stand to get in


Gerard Depardieu perfume a pair of frog legs
good cheese the Eiffel Tower
a genuine Parisian my wife my pants


in your widest dreams? to cover the smell? while drinking red wine? without speaking French? right after breakfast? without being too arrogant? when my mother-in-law is around? after eating 300 croissants? ? (nothing)



January 11, 2013

The Oldest Woman in the World

Has a radio show.

Am listening to sports talk radio at the moment and the hosts are talking about the Academy Award nominations. They're raving about Lincoln, a movie I want to see but not enough to break down and go to the theater.  I'll wait until it comes out on video or go to one of those sites that doesn't much care about copyright infringement.



They're especially gushing over the performance of Daniel Day-Lewis and from the short trailers I've seen, he does resemble President Lincoln. One of the male hosts asked the woman on the show if the actor did a good job portraying Lincoln and she said "Spot on! Captures him perfectly!".

Uh, I can understand saying he LOOKS like Lincoln, but how the hell would she know anything else about the man?  Lincoln had his photograph taken several times, but there's no recordings of his speech or film of him.  Photography was still in its infancy;  there were certainly no movies, records or tapes then.

Aw, hell...these idiot talking heads don't know much about sports, why would I expect them to know much of anything about movies?

Yep, they're stupid...but maybe I'm more stupid for listening to them. 

January 8, 2013

Look Out Below

I'd like to be a bird if for nothing else as to be able to fly over *some* people and crap on them.  I'd also be a bird who was constantly flippin' one.

You Would Be a Pet Bird

You're intelligent and witty, yet surprisingly low maintenance.

You charm people easily, and they usually love you a lot more than you love them.

You resent anyone who tries to own or control you. You refuse to be fenced in.

Why you would make a great pet: You're very smart and entertaining

Why you would make a bad pet: You're not interested in being anyone's pet!

What you would love about being a bird: Flying, obviously

What you would hate about being a bird: Being caged


I had another "bird" quiz in here a while back, but the music video posted along with it has been taken down. This isn't the full tune, but it's funny.

Bomb Sight

Bomb Sight
From the site:

The Bomb Sight project is mapping the London WW2 bomb census between 7/10/1940 and 06/06/1941. Previously available only by viewing in the Reading Room at The National Archives, Bomb Sight is making the maps available to citizen researchers, academics and students. They will be able to explore where the bombs fell and to discover memories and photographs from the period.

The project has scanned original 1940s bomb census maps , geo-referenced the maps and digitally captured the geographical locations of all the falling bombs recorded on the original map.

With Bomb Sight you can discover what it was like in London, during WW2 Luftwaffe Blitz bombing raids, exploring maps, images and memories.


Bomb Sight

January 7, 2013

Giveaway of the Day

Giveaway of the Day

A fantastic website offering a different program for free each day...but for only a period of 24 hours.

Not everything they offer is fantastic; all too often (usually on Fridays) worthless (IMO) screensavers are the choice. The site is still worth a visit on that day if only to read the comments (complaints) in the message board. (some people would gripe if you hung 'em with a new rope) They also offer up software that can be done by always-free programs. GOTD has had many, many audio file editing programs, some of which I have found useful.

Be sure and scan through the comments as often there will be some helpful advice or even a consensus of bad reviews for the product.

Blade Runner CAPTCHA

Earlier today I had to get through one of those usually infuriating CAPTCHA screens in order to view a video. Most of the time they're almost illegible to read, a combination of fuzzy letters and numbers, but those such as these aren't too bad, only having to copy the phrase in order to proceed. I had to laugh at this one because having watched Blade Runner several dozen times, I immediately recognized the dialog.



Here's the scene from the movie; it's all very dramatic, but the CAPTCHA code line is spoken a little past the 2:00 minute mark:

January 4, 2013

Won By a Nose

Did you know there have been three Oscar-winning actors who wore fake noses in the parts for which they won?

They were Nicole Kidman as writer Virginia Woolf in The Hours (2002), Lee Marvin as Kid Shellen's twin brother (aka Silvernose) in Cat Ballou (1965) and José Ferrer as the title character in Cyrano de Bergerac (1950).

January 3, 2013

Turning the Page

I've given a lot of thought to getting a Kindle, but have always resisted, thinking that I would always prefer to hold and read a paper book.  I've tried before to read books on the computer and I think that's biased my opinion because I have always done most of my reading in bed just before I go to sleep. (can't curl up with my PC, after all)  Thinking about it, I've decided that holding an e-reader wouldn't be much different than a regular book and might even be better.

You Are a Paper Book

When it comes to reading, you really value quality over quantity. You are a devoted reader.

You don't like to rush through anything you are reading. You like to get up close and personal with your books.

Paper books suit you best, even if they are pricier and more difficult to obtain. Like a good story, they are worth it for you.


Besides, there is nothing you like more than having a beautiful bookshelf full of books you love. No eBook can do that for you. 


Paperback Writer - The Beatles

The Tennessee Waltz - Patti Page

January 2, 2013

Bossaball

Bossaball mixes soccer, volleyball and gymnastics on trampolines and inflatables.


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January 1, 2013

EGG Cam

 UPDATE: (again!) There's a new clutch of eggs!

UPDATE: The University of Nebraska - Lincoln has another clutch of eggs for their 4-H EGG Cam.



These eggs were set on January 13 and should hatch in about 21 days - on or about February 3! We'll be candling live this week to see how the embryos are doing. The camera will zoom in much closer when candling. We'll post the candling date/time on Tuesday, January 19.

The eggs are from chickens bred to lay a lot of great eggs - Hy-Line Layers.

4-H EGG Cam

Looks like I missed the candling, dadgummit.


UPDATE: There's a new clutch of chicken eggs, set on Feb. 10 and will take 21 days to hatch.

EggCam



(original post)



University of Nebraska-Lincoln has a webcam set on a clutch of eggs in an incubator.

Can't wait; only 21 days until they hatch!

Off to make the popcorn, am glued to the monitor!

EGGCam Update!!!


The eggs hatched, and not even a peep out of Garazon!

New Trivia Tournament Begins!

Play the Top of Texas Gazette Daily Trivia Game!

Easy to do;  register at the site, sign in and play the day's trivia game.

What's NOT easy to do is get all the questions correct.  All the categories are set to the most difficult ones offered.  There's General Knowledge, Literature, Science and Technology, UK Trivia, History, Movies and starting today, there's now Music.

Top of Texas Daily Trivia Game

Auld Lang Syne - Glenn Miller Orchestra


compotation


compotation com·po·ta·tion [kom-puh-tey-shuh n] noun

an act or instance of drinking or tippling together.


Anyone doing this word probably can't pronounce it right now.